Hetalia Bloodbath HetaOni RP

Steve: ReMEmBEr ThAt i'M alWAyS HeRE!

America: STEVE!!
I promised to destroy you!!
Prepare to be defeated by THE HERO!!!!
*readies guns*

Steve: gReEn EyeS tAstE reAlLy gOod

America: How dare you!?!?!
YOU MONSTER!!!!!
IGGY!!!!

England: *storms in*
All right, who the bloody hell is this Steve person, and why did I hear America yelling that infernal nickname he gave me?!

Steve: hElLo lItTlE oNe! cOmE tO pLAy wiTH uS? YoUR pReTty EyEs cAN bE tHE PriZE fOr ThE WinNer~

America: Iggy!! You're okay!!!
Steve is the creepy grey alien thing chasing us.
He was threatening to eat you!!!! *sobs*

England: *turns into Britannia Angel and gives Steve a magical beatdown*
Hmph. And my eyes are not pretty.

America: Go Iggy!!!
Also, nice dress. *snigger*
(Your eyes are pretty)

England: *kicks America*
IT'S NOT A DRESS, IT'S A TOGA!!!!
*blushes*
A-and my eyes aren't pretty, git.

Steve: oF coURsE ThEy arE! I WanT tO sEe iF thEy tAstE As goOd aS alWayS.
tHinK yoU cAn dEfeAt mE wIth yOuR MagIcAL DrEsS tHinG?

America: Whatever, dude!
Yeah they are. They're gorgeous.
Your eyebrows, on the other hand...

England: Oh, do shut up about the eyebrows, honestly. It's not like I haven't heard every joke in the book - most of them from you.
*quietly* G-gorgeous... they aren't gorgeous. *barely-audibly* You're gorgeous.

America: But they're hilarious!
What? Did I hear that right? Did you just say that I'm gorgeous?
*is shocked*

England: I-I said nothing! Definitely not anything about you, or your hair, or your tan, or your chest when you take your shirt off, or your smile, or your... beautiful... blue eyes... d-damnit. *runs off*

America: *is speechless*
Iggy!! Wait!! Are you saying what I think you're saying?!
*runs after*

England: *hides from America*

Steve: hElLo lItTlE OnE! wHat ArE yOu dOinG hErE alL AlOnE? DiD yOu lEaVe ThE "hErO" BehInd? tHaT's gOoD, i'vE AlWAys WanTEd tO pLAy wiTh yOu alone

England: *sniffles* S-shut up and go away. I'm not in the mood to deal with you right now.

Steve: bUt wE cAn hAvE a Lot oF fUn tOgEthER~
oR dO yoU wAnt "sOmEonE" tO JoIn Us fIrST sO I cAN HuRT BOth Of YoU?

America: *a few corridors away* Iggy? Where are you? Come on, I know you're somewhere around here!

England: *snaps head up at Steve*
You stay the hell away from America.

Steve: If yOu dOn'T WanT tO sEe hIm hUrT, yOu shOulD dO aS I sAy.
YoU kNoW Him, hE wIlL kIlL hIMsElf TryIng tO bE A "HeRo"
cOmE wiTh mE whEre He Can't fInd Us anD i'lL PlaY onLy WitH yOU anD kEep hIm AlIvE~

America: *from down the hall*
Iggy? Is that you? Iggy!

England: *hesitates* I-I don't want him to be hurt... but how do I know you'll keep your promise?

Steve: yOu'Ll HAvE To TrUSt mE. I nEvEr BrEak ThE RuLEs. cOmE WiTh mE AnD HE'lL bE SAfE

America: *Still down the hall*
Iggy? Is that your voice I'm hearing?
Iggy?
I'm scared.
Where are you?

England: *bites his lip* ... Fine. But if you touch a hair on his head, our agreement is null and void, you hear me? And even if I'm dead, I'll find a way to come back and get revenge.

Steve: tHaT's GoOd. cOmE WiTh Me IntO tHE DarKnEsS.
WaIt fOr A MomEnT plEaSe WhIle I dO ThIs tO mAkE SuRE yOu dOn'T EsCapE

America: *coming closer*
Iggy? Where are you? I think there's someone behind me. That's just you, right Iggy?

England: *gulps and waits for Steve to do whatever he's planning on doing*
*yells* AMERICA! GET OUT OF HERE, NOW!

America: IGGY!!! NOOOO!!! What are you doing?!?!
*readies guns*
Give him back, you monster!!

Steve: amErICa? yOu'rE fAsT!
oH wElL, HaVe To Be QuiCk tHEn!
*tHrOwS AmErIcA AgAinSt A WaLl* *brEaKs EnglAnD's LeG aNd PuLls hIm InTo ShAdOws*
YoU WiLl nOt EscApe.

America: *struggles to stand*
NOOO!!! ENGLAND!!!
*falls back down*
England....

England: *ignores the pain in his leg when he sees America crumpled against the wall*
AMERICA! *tries to hit Steve* Bastard! You said you wouldn't hurt him! Let me go, the deal's off!

Steve: yOu wErE tOo sLow, iT's yOUr fAulT fOr lEtTing HiM gEt hEre. LoOk whAt yOu'vE dOnE. It'S yOuR sElFiShnEsS thAt gOt HiM hUrt. yOu ShOUlDn't HAve HesItaTEd.

America: England.
Just run.
Maybe I can...distract him long enough...for you to get away.

England: Look, just don't hurt him any more! I'll get him to leave.
*from the shadows*
Idiot, you're the one who should be running! He would have let you go if you hadn't come in here and messed it up! Just go
Besides... I can't run. I think... I think he broke my leg.
Just... just get the hell out, America! I love you....

America: So you were going to sacrifice yourself for me? Did you ever think that I might not want you to? You've died, so many times before. This time, I won't let you die. And if I have to sacrifice my life for that, I don't care. So just get out of here. I'll find some way to distract him long enough for you to get away. You can find the others. They'll help you.
Dammit, Iggy! Just leave!
And, um, I love you, too.

England: ... died? America, what are you talking abou - never mind, that's not important!
You are NOT sacrificing anything for me, you hear? You're still perfectly capable of escaping! Just go! I have a broken leg, I'll be dead weight!
*freezes* W-wha... you....

America: I'm a hero, dammit!! I won't just leave you! If I can't save you, then I'll die with you. I couldn't bear to live without you.
I said 'I love you.' Didn't you hear?

Steve: yoU tWo ArE tOo cUtE.
DoN'T tRy To FolLow Us, HerO, Or yOur LitTle sWeeThEaRt hErE wiLl dIe.

America: Please! Leave him alone! Take me instead! Anything! Just please, please stop hurting him!

Steve: i'M sOrRy HerO. i cHoSe tO lIstEn tO EnglAnd's WiSH tO tAKe HiM.
BuT mAybE... If YoU hAvE SomEthIng yOu CaN oFfeR I mIghT ConSiDEr iT...

America: What do you want?! I'll give you anything! Just let England go!

Steve: LeT's SeE... I HavE tO adMit yOuR EyEs ArE PreTty tOo. NevEr SeEn SomEtHing ThIs bLuE.

America: So you want my eyes? Okay, fine. Take them. Just let England go, okay?

England: Steve! Listen to me!
*has transformed into Britannia Angel and has a spell ready*
If you hurt America, I'll burn myself to a crisp, and you won't get anything more out of me. But if you let us go....
*hesitates, then plows on determinedly* You like my eyes, don't you? If you let us both go, you can have them. One eye for each of us.

America: Iggy!!!! Don't!!!!

Steve: yoUr EyEs? tHat SoUndS GoOd.
bUt I hAvE OnE cOndItIon. I gEt fiVE mInuTeS To PlaY WiTh EaCH oF yOu. I wIlL HuRt yOu, bUt yOu wIlL bE AbLe To EsCaPe AnD GEt Out AliVE.

America: No way, Steve! Leave Iggy's eyes alone!
I told you: Do whatever you want to me, but don't you dare hurt him!

England: No! Both of my eyes, you're not getting either of America's. I'll "play" with you for ten minutes, and then you can have them both, all right? But after that, you have to let us go.

Steve: I AlWaYs LiKEd GrEen EyEs BetTer.
I'lL tAkE ThEm! *pUtS hAnD oVer EnglAnd's EyEs*

America: Iggy! You can't!!! I'm the one who should be making offers like that.
I'm the Hero, right?

England: Shut up, America! I'm doing this for the both of us.
If you want to be a hero, then help me out of here after he's done.... I-I don't think I'll be able to make it out on my own.

America: Of course I'll help you Iggy!!!
But why!?!? Why are you always the one protecting me?!
Why can't I save you?

Steve: gOod. ThAt'S A DeAl. I TAkE EngLanD'S EyEs AnD fIve MinUtEs oF PlAyIng AnD YoU CAn BoTh Go.
LEt's StARt! *pUlLs EnGlAnD OuT Of RoOm AnD LoCKS DoOR*

England: *is dragged out of the room* *stays outwardly calm despite being scared out of his mind*
What does "playing" entail?

America: *runs to door and pounds desperately on it*
ENGLAND!!!! ENGLAND!!!
NOOOO!!!! STOP IT!!!!! PLEASE JUST STOP IT!!!!

*at this point Steve's identity was guessed by KULTALAAKERI, so Steve was defeated and disappeared*

England: *is suddenly let go*
Steve? Are you... are you gone?
*no answer*
*blasts the door with a spell*
AMERICA!

America: England!!
*Runs in*
Iggy!!! You're okay!!

England: ... *stares at America for a second*
*grabs America and pulls him down, then kisses him desperately*

America: *kisses England*
Iggy, will you marry me?

England: *sputters*
W-WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?! NO! ONE KISS DOESN'T EQUAL A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL!
*is bright red and turns around in a huff*

America: *pouts*
But Iggy, I really love you and I don't ever want to be without you. Please, marry me?

England: ... *goes redder and mumbles* We'll talk about this later.

America: *shrugs*
That's probably the best I'm going to get right now.
Now why don't we get out of this place?
*picks up England to carry him out of the mansion*

THE END

And now, Tony:
Tony: I MUST KNOW WHERE THAT FUCKING BITCH STEVE IS HE'S FUCKING LATE FOR OUR FUCKING WEDDING.
FUCKING STEVE. LEAVE THAT FUCKING BITCH AMERICA ALONE AND FUCKING PLOW ME.
Steve: whO aRE yOU? yOu lOok FamIlIar
Tony: CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU EAT THAT FUCKING LIMEY?
STEVE, YOU BITCH! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? I HAVE FUCKING NEEDS TOO
I FUCKING ABDUCTED THE FUCKING BITCHES LITHUANIA AND POLAND AND TOYED WITH THEIR FUCKING MINDS. JUST FUCKING SAYING.
TONY IS STILL HERE BITCHES
ME AND STEVE HAD A CHILD.
I CALL HIM BOB.
RIGHT NOW I AM FUCKING COOKING THAT FUCKING BITCH LATVIA IN FRONT OF FUCKING ESTONIA FOR MY FUCKING LOVE, STEVE.